You’ve seen them in the speakeasies of Manhattan…
You’ve seen them lunching at the Algonquin…
Now see them on stage in…
No Sirree!
49th Street Theatre
Now playing…For one night only!
Produced by Frank Case, manager of the Algonquin Hotel

49th Street Theatre
Programme
Your host for the evening,
“The Spirit of American Drama,” played by Heywood Broun
Music provided throughout the evening offstage [and off-key] by Jascha Heifetz
“The Opening Chorus”
Performed by Franklin Pierce Adams, Robert Benchley, Marc Connelly,
George S Kaufman, John Peter Toohey, Alexander Woollcott,
[dressed only in their bathrobes]
“The Editor Regrets”
[in which poet Dante has his first writing rejected by Droll Tales magazine]
Performed by Mary Brandon, Marc Connelly, Donald Ogden Stewart and others
“The Filmless Movies”
Featuring Franklin Pierce Adams and, on piano, Baron Ireland
[composer of “If I Had of Knew What I’d Ought to Have Knew,
I’d Never Had Did What I Done”]
“The Greasy Hag: A Eugene O’Neill Play in One Act”
[setting to be determined by the audience]
Agitated Seamen played by Marc Connelly, George S Kaufman and Alexander Woollcott
The Murdered Woman played by Ruth Gilmore
[please be advised there will be strong language]
“He Who Gets Flapped”
Performed by Robert Sherwood
Featuring “The Everlasting Ingenue Blues,”
Music by Deems Taylor, lyrics by Dorothy Parker

Deems Taylor
Performed by the chorus,
Tallulah Bankhead, Mary Brandon, Ruth Gilmore, Helen Hayes,
Mary Kennedy and others
“Between the Acts”
The Manager and the Manager’s Brother played by Brock and Murdock Pemberton
“Big Casino Is Little Casino: The Revenge of One Who Has Suffered”
By George S Kaufman
[who advises the audience,
“The idea has been to get square with everybody in three two-minute acts.”]
“Mr. Whim Passes By—An A. A. Milne Play”
Performed by Helen Hayes and others

Helen Hayes
“Kaufman and Connelly from the West”
Performed by Marc Connelly and George S Kaufman
[“Oh, we are Kaufman and Connelly from Pittsburgh,
We’re Kaufman and Connelly from the West…”]
“Zowie or The Curse of an Aking Heart”
Featuring Dregs, a butler, played by Alexander Woollcott
And finally…
“The Treasurer’s Report”
By Robert Benchley
Featuring the last-minute substitute for the treasurer, played by Robert Benchley
Immediately following the programme, all cast and audience members are invited to
the nearby digs of Herbert Bayard and Maggie Swope

The Algonquin Round Table by Al Hirschfeld
Clockwise from Bottom Left: Robert Sherwood, Dorothy Parker, Robert Benchley, Alexander Woollcott, Heywood Broun, Marc Connelly, Franklin Pierce Adams, Edna Ferber, George S Kaufman
In the background: Lynn Fontanne, Alfred Lunt, Frank Crowninshield, Frank Case
You can see a preview for the film Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, which includes a re-creation of No Sirree!, here,
And the TCM Tribute to Robert Benchley here.
“Such Friends”: 100 Years Ago… is the basis for the series, “Such Friends”: The Literary 1920s. Volumes I and II covering 1920 and 1921 are available as signed copies at Riverstone Books in Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh, PA, which is celebrating Independent Bookstore Day today. For more information, email me at kaydee@gypsyteacher.com.
In June I will be talking about the Stein family salons in Paris just before and after The Great War at the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute in Carnegie-Mellon University.
If you want to walk with me through Bloomsbury, you can download my audio walking tour, “Such Friends”: Virginia Woolf and the Bloomsbury Group.